parting words

"Who will you make spaghetti for?"
"I won't be made to look like a fool."
"I'm a fool for loving you."
"How can you be such a fool?"
"Nobody will ever love you like I do."
"You never loved me, did you?"
"But you said you loved me!"
"I don't understand what the problem is and I think you're being unreasonable."
"YOU think I'M unreasonable?!"
"How could any woman want you?"
"Do you treat all your girlfriends like this?"
"12 voice messages in 6 hours is a little scary. You should get help."
"Leave me the fuck alone!"
"Psycho!"
"Stop calling me you stalker."
"What's wrong with you? Can't you take a hint?"
"I don't love you anymore."
"I love you but I'm not IN love with you."
"I don't know who you are, maybe I never did."
"I'll see you in a couple of hours."
"I'll call you in a couple of days."
"I need space."
"I think we should see other people."
"I never told you to fuck her!"
"Call me if you ever need somebody to talk to."
"I don't have any choice."
"Everything is a choice."
"I can't get involved with anybody right now."
"Actually, I'm seeing someone else right now."
"You're too needy."
"You aren't giving me what I need."
"You're a really sweet guy but you're just not what I'm looking for."
"I love the poem."
"you're really not that good you know."
"Why couldn't I have met you a year ago?"
"I wish I'd never met you."
"Why can't I meet a guy like you?" (?!)
"I have to go now."
"You have to go now."
"Please, just stay a little longer."
"I don't think we should be doing this."
"Do you want to do it one more time?"
"I never meant to fall in love with you, but I did."
"I could have fallen in love with you 5 years ago."
"I'm married."
"I'm a lesbian."
"You think you're going to fuck me after talking to me like that?"
"Can we still be friends?"
"Let's just be friends."
"You should meet my friend."
"I'm not ready to settle down."
"I'm sorry I asked you to marry me."
"You're too old."
"I thought you said you were only 32."
"This just doesn't feel right."
"You're cute."
"You're an asshole."
"You'll be alright."
"Don't worry. You'll meet the right woman, some day."
"I don't date guys who don't own their own car."
"Will you drive me home now?"
"well, to be honest, I just thought you were cute and wanted to get laid. I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of it."
"Look, it was fun but that's all it was, right?"

Of course it was.
What else could it possibly have been?